agnostic

agnostic
1. (agnostic) (4141↑, 545↓)
An agnostic is a person who believes that the existence of a greater power, such as a god, cannot be proven or disproved; therefore an agnostic wallows in the complexity of the existence of higher beings. Agnostics on religion (Christianity, Islam, Buddhists, etc): Religious zealots are often viewed as ignorant by agnostics’ because of their blind following of a supreme being which may or may not exist. Agnostics will often question the existence of a supreme power because a lot of modern religious beliefs have no basis in modern logic; therefore blind following of popular religions is viewed as an easy out for people who chose not to think for themselves. Agnostics on atheism: On the other end of the spectrum, unlike atheists, an agnostic uses a more scientific approach to their belief system. An agnostic knows that just because there is no physical proof of the existence of a higher being, it dose not automatically mean that one does not exist. An agnostic views an atheist on the same plane as a religious zealot; often because the belief that human beings are the pinnacle of intelligence and there are few things that we do not or have the potential to understand. The realization of knowing that “we cannot know everything” is the backbone of the agnostic belief.

Christian Zealot: God loves you and everyone. He will save you Agnostic: Prove it. Athiest: There is no way that a god can exist. Agnostic: Prove it.

2. (agnostic) (1888↑, 765↓)
Someone who is not arrogant enough to think they KNOW whether God exists or not.

Agnostics believe you can neither prove, nor disprove the existence of god.

3. (agnostic) (1348↑, 358↓)
Someone who doesn't feel that their is enough evidence to prove or disprove god.

Just because people have different religious beliefs than that of yourself (agnostic, atheist, muslim, christian) gives you no right to make them feel terrible.

4. (agnostic) (566↑, 198↓)
By strict definition, it means 'without knowledge', refering to deities. That is, an agnostic does not claim to have any definite knowledge of the existance of deities/a deity. It is often said that agnosticism is a stepping stone to atheism. There is truth to this, as often the transition from theism to atheism is travelled through agnosticism. However, this is not the only form of agnosticism. Agnosticism can also develop as a rejection of both atheism and theism, for a number of reasons. All three discuss divinity in different ways, so it is foolish to say that agnosticism is simply a stepping stone to atheism, or undecided secularism.

He used to be Jewish, but after taking a philosophy course he became agnostic. She calls herself an agnostic instead of atheist, because she finds them disagreeable.

5. (agnostic) (526↑, 166↓)
One who believes that it is impossible to prove whether a supreme being (or a 'God') exists or not. An individualist who has finally realised that the statement 'Billions of mindless drones can't be wrong' is bull.
6. (Agnostic) (343↑, 46↓)
n. One who neither acknowledges nor refutes the existence of [God]

The Agnostic didn't worry about the afterlife, only that which he was living

7. (agnostic) (305↑, 57↓)
1. Strictly, someone who believes that it is impossible to know whether or not God exists. Note that they may still be either an [atheist] or a [theist], they simply do not believe it is possible to prove beyond all doubt that God does or does not exist. 2. Someone who neither believes fully that God exists nor that s/he does not exist. This is the more common usage. Note that such a person can be neither an [atheist] or a [theist].

Most agnostics are open-minded people, but there are always exceptions to the rule.

8. (agnostic) (205↑, 78↓)
A person that doesn't believe in anything. They don't know if God does or doesn't exist, and they don't let it bother them. Contrary to some of the other bullshit definations on here, they aren't indicisive cowards or pussies. Don't let some fuckhead convince you otherwise.

Since there's not enough proof either way, I'm happy being agnostic

9. (Agnostic) (209↑, 82↓)
An open minded, intelligent person that is not bound or restricted by the boundries of christian or aethistic beliefs

I dont care enough to believe therfore i am not wrong.

10. (Agnostic) (148↑, 53↓)
One who believes that the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. Meaning that theres no evidence god DOES exist but theres no evidence god DOESNT exist. Agnostics aren't brainwashed like catholocs or christans

Thank Jesus,Moses,Xenu,Budha that im an Agnostic.

11. (Agnostic) (180↑, 86↓)
Someone who does not pretend to know what so many ignorant men are sure of.

I am an agnostic. I am a pissed-off agnostic who doesn't like the minimum example size.

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12. (agnostic) (106↑, 24↓)
Someone who would like proof of God before devoting their whole life to him/her, but acknowledges that there is a possibility God exists. They often believe that people who state either 'yes' or 'no' are too close-minded.

An agnostic does not have proof that God exists. They look for it, but more often than not never find it.

13. (agnostic) (91↑, 15↓)
"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means." - [Clarence Darrow]

A: Are you agnostic? B: Yeah. A: Any good quotes about it? B: Yeah, Clarence Darrow made a very intelligent statement regarding agnosticsm.

14. (agnostic) (113↑, 44↓)
The best and most intelligent people on earth

I am an agnostic because I don't think you can prove or disprove the existance of a supreme being.

15. (Agnostic) (92↑, 24↓)
Refering to a person who believes you cannot prove nor disprove an ultimate reality, specificaly in deity's Also sometimes refered to as "weak atheists" although that is incorrect.

The term 'agnosticism' was coined by Professor T.H. Huxley at a meeting of the Metaphysical Society in 1876. He defined an agnostic as someone who disclaimed both ("strong") atheism and theism, and who believed that the question of whether a higher power existed was unsolved and insoluble. Another way of putting it is that an agnostic is someone who believes that we do not know for sure whether God exists. Some agnostics believe that we can never know. "Weak atheism" is simple scepticism; disbelief in the existence of God.

16. (Agnostic) (74↑, 11↓)
1. A person who cannot prove, nor disprove, the esistance of a god. Often, an agnostic is more open-minded to the beliefs of others while not discrediting them for their beliefs. Usually does not consider themself an atheist, due to the fact that atheists actually believe in something-- i.e., there is no god. 2. One who does not participate in religion.

Larry is an agnostic.

17. (agnostic) (85↑, 32↓)
One who does not presume to know anything outside of experience, and that for what it is.

Being agnostic makes you open to the possibility that there may or may not be a God, however, it extends to all ideas considerable.

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18. (agnostic) (45↑, 11↓)
One who is neither ignorant enough to believe that there is a god, nor self centered enough to believe that if there was a god, he would give a flying fuck about what they do on sundays, what they eat on fridays, and what kind of facial hair they have.

Im agnostic.

19. (Agnostic) (39↑, 7↓)
n. One who believes that any higher power or deity such as God can neither be proved nor disproved, and as such, any thought on the matter is trivial and unimportant.

James is an agnostic.

20. (agnostic) (77↑, 49↓)
ok its not a pussy version of atheism so dont let people tell you that, its basically a person who is intelligent and openminded because christians are usually not intelligent and not open minded while atheist are usually intelligent but not open minded. it is the belief that even tho theres no proof that god exists, theres no proof that he does exist heres the stupidest thing i ever found about agnostics Strong atheists often question the special treatment weak atheists – and theists – give to religion. If they believe that the tooth fairy or Santa Claus do not exist, why are they willing to give God a benefit of the doubt? they are willing to give god the benefit of the doubt because there is no proof that he doesnt exist. there is proof that santa and the easter bunny dont exist your parents tell you they dont exist when your a kid

im agnostic not some brainwashed idiot(religious person) and not some close mided smart man(atheist)

21. (Agnostic) (26↑, 5↓)
Somone who, when it comes to religion, doesn't give a damn either way.

Person1: Praise *name god here* \! Person2: There is no such thing as "god". Person1&2: What do you think? Person3: If there's a God, awesome. If there isn't, a lot of people are going to be pissed. I really don't care either way. I'm agnostic.

22. (agnostic) (21↑, 1↓)
Someone who does not think there is enough evidence to prove or disprove God's existence. It's a valid viewpoint. Some people say agnostics can't make up their mind or do their research on what to believe. I did my research on different religions and philosphical beliefs, and I made up my mind. And now I'm an agnostic. Deal with it. Oh, and agnosticism isn't weak atheism. Atheism is believing that there is no God. You can be an agnostic athiest - one who doesn't believe in God. You can an agnostic deist - one who believes in a higher power. What you believe is different from what you know.

An agnostic is someone who does not think there is enough evidence to prove or disprove God's existence.

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23. (Agnostic) (20↑, 8↓)
A person who is sensible enough to admit that they have no fucking clue what is going on in the universe. Contrary to both a Theist (someone who sits in Church thinking they have shit figured out) and an Atheist (someone who sits at Starbucks thinking they have shit figured out).

Theist: "God exists." *prays* Atheist: "God does not exist." *sips grande cappuccino* Agnostic: "We can't know." *continues living*

24. (Agnostic) (13↑, 3↓)
Someone who believes that knowledge is not possible for themselves, some to different extents. They may believe that knowledge is possible, but paradoxically, it's impossible for them to know. While one will confine this to the metaphysical, most famously, regarding the existence of God, others will believe that they can know nothing at all, as not even their senses can be trusted. Agnostics are often well-educated, and even more often do they see themselves as such. An agnostic, by virtue of their belief, typically sees themself as a very skeptical and critical person, and indeed, they usually are. They are often more intelligent on average than those who believe they know things, or at least, so the stereotype goes. Because of this, they often develop a sense of superiority, by which they can logically and rationally transcend the arguments of less-intelligent theists, who tend to be the most vocal ones. An agnostic esteems above all else the scientific method. It is the infallible absolute of the agnostic. Everything must be empirically demonstrable to an agnostic, or it cannot be known to exist. A typical argument an atheist would use against a theist would be: "Since you cannot prove the existence of your God, how do you know that he exists?" An agnostic attempts to apply [empiricism] to absolutely every aspect of reality. A thing does not exist unless it can be "scientifically proven". A modern understanding of science is the typical rhetoric of the agnostic.

Theist: "Do you believe in God?" Agnostic: "I do not, because it is impossible to prove the existence of God. In fact, I do not believe it is possible to prove the existence of anything, as everything we've known is a product or our subjective consciousness." Theist: "Are you sure?" Agnostic: "Yes, I am 100% sure." OR Agnostic: "If a thing cannot be proven scientifically, there is no way to know that it exists" Philosopher dude: "But you are assuming the existence of knowledge, which in itself is a totally abstract concept that is entirely unprovable by those means. If you are to apply the scientific method to every facet of knowledge, with our current understanding of perception and cognition, it would be impossible to trust your own senses, and everything would be unprovable, and hence, you could know nothing at all, including the validity of the scientific method." Agnostic: "Any ideas of yours cannot be empirically proven, so I need not listen to you." Philosopher dude: *facepalm.

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25. (agnostic) (19↑, 9↓)
Someone who's intelligent enough to admit perhaps they cannot hold a certain claim about anything that does not have physically sound evidence. They are not unsure of their beliefs, but rather are abstract thinkers. The existence of a higher being can neither be proven nor disproved. Perhaps life itself does not exist but is rather a figment of another being's imagination? Does anything even mean anything at all? If you can't figure it out, it's not important enough to care about. Now go do whatever the heck you want instead of being confined or conformed to beliefs that were made by whoever however long ago and then mass produced and tailored to the media. If religion never existed, would we even know the difference? Think for yourselves. That's what famous philosophers are, just people who thought for themselves.

Lady: And what religion are you dear? Me: I'm sixteen and a [agnostic] [atheist]. I believe in my own [philosophy] on life, created as i experience it. Lady: Oh... that's delightful...(confused look)

26. (agnostic) (24↑, 14↓)
An agnostic is somebody who believes in [agnocism]. Which is a belief that there might or might not be a God. They don't live by strict religious rules, but are not atheist assholes. unfortunately agnostics are rejected by both atheists and religious peoples, but religious people tend to be more understanding towards them. Agnostics do worry about an afterlife unlike atheist that think people just stop existing after death (sucks to be a dead atheist). Agnostic people are more open minded than atheists and are a lot less annoying since they don't call their opinions facts all the time.

1. [Matt Groening] may be an agnostic, but at least he's not an atheist like that jerk [Seth MacFarlane]. 2. Atheist: You're agnostic right? Tell these catholic nerds that there is no God and that they are stupid for not sinning. Agnostic: I can't say that because there is no proof that God does not exist, I'm just not sure which religion is right\! Atheist: The fuhrer will be very unpleased with you, how dare you disagree with me\! Everything I say is fact\! If there was a God I'd be him. Agnostic: Right, why don't you sleep on it. Atheist: We shall one day take over the Earth and when we do you religious peoples and agnostics will suffer\!

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27. (Agnostic) (8↑, 1↓)
Someone who claims to have no knowledge of whether or not a god exists.

"That agnostic said that he wasn't sure that the Judeo-Islamic-Christian god exists.

28. (agnostic) (38↑, 35↓)
Agnosticism, contrary to popular definitions, is not a belief. on the belief system you have theism and atheism. Agnosticism is in the knowledge system with gnosticism. Now you can combine these two. Agnosticism means without knowledge, and gnosticism is with knowledge. So you can be an agnostic atheist, an agnostic theist, a gnostic atheist, and a gnostic theist. You can't be just a plain old agnostic.

"I'm an agnostic" "Agnostic what? agnostic christian, agnostic atheist, agnostic muslim, or what? Please tell."

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29. (agnostic) (2↑, 0↓)
Litteraly meaning a lack of claim to knowlege. Generaly is refering to a lack of claim to knowelge about the possible existance of god(s). One can be an agnostic theist. Meaning that while they personally believe in a god they are open to the idea that they could be wrong. Or an agnostic atheist who personally believes there is no god(s) but also admits they have no real way of knowing the truth. The term agnostic is ment to be used in conjunction with the words theist or atheist but will often be used as a stand alone deffinition of ones beliefs. Agnostic's will often be split in the middle of these two phiolsophys. Is the opposite of gnostic- meaning a claim to knowlege.

Agnostic person: "I don't think its possible to tell if there is or isn't a god but I respect your beliefs as long as your not murdering or raping people as part of them." Other agnostic person: "We will find out the truth on this issue when we are dead and I would not care to die sooner just to find the answer."

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30. (agnostic) (9↑, 7↓)
One who subscribes to doubt in regards to deities.

The agnostic concluded that their was no way to tell if God or gods existed, thefore he stopped trying to find out.

31. (agnostic) (1↑, 0↓)
The same thing as an atheist, but both hate each other because they think that the other is intellectually dishonest.

Do you believe in god? Agnostic: I don't know... I don't believe the bible is literal. The people who wrote it made some glaring mistakes and got some pretty simple facts wrong, but there's still a chance they got the god thing right. Atheist: No... there is no god. Religion was obviously a means to control flocks of stupid people, then Christians invented attrition, so now people who believed in religion were smart because they didn't get their necks slashed for not believing in god.

32. (Agnostic) (15↑, 15↓)
It's Greek, and it literally means "without knowledge." (a=without, gnossos=knowledge). An antipathy towards religion and/or the existence of God.

More and more young people in the West are considering themselves agnostic.

33. (agnostic) (2↑, 4↓)
----------------The Biological Hierarchy of Intelligence---------------------------------------------------------------------------- (In reverse order of intelligence) The Bacterium: Is minimally conscious of its surroundings and lives to replicate itself. The Plant: Is also minimally conscious of its surroundings, although more so than the bacterium, and it acts as a medium by which sunlight is transformed into energy for an ecosystem. The Theist: A delusional creature that refuses to study and become aware of its surroundings. It lives with the sole purpose of brainwashing others into accepting its ridiculous beliefs. The Household Mosquito: Semi-intelligent creature, the household mosquito is sometimes capable of successfully extracting blood from a host and avoiding being crushed by hands, newspapers and other household items. The Sub-Saharan Elephant: An exquisite creature with admirable intelligence. It is capable of seeking out pools of water from miles away. The Atheist: Widely considered the second smartest specie on Earth, the atheist battles the evils of religion. The Agnostic: Without doubt, the smartest creature on Earth. Agnostics realize that theists, are simply not worth arguing with.

Billy: Hey prof\! Can you explain the Theory of Evolution? Professor of biology at Stanford University: Sure Billy\! First, there was bacteria. They involved into plants, which evolved into the theists, which involved into household mosquitoes. Billy: Oh, but where do atheists, agnostics and Sub-Saharan Elephants come from? Professor: They didn't evolve Billy, they were always smart.

34. (agnostic) (6↑, 13↓)
An atheist who is striving to project modesty and humbleness in his lack of belief in supernatural. S/he irrationally accepts the stereotype that atheist identity radiates arrogance and deluded in his/her opinion that atheists do not fathom philosophical implications of undefined god.

Tyson says, "I'm an agnostic and not an arrogant atheist".

35. (Agnostic) (5↑, 13↓)
An atheist who fears being hit by lightning.

He is agnostic, he isn't sure if god exists.

36. (agnostic) (22↑, 32↓)
What atheists want to be when they grow up.

Agnostic: I'm agnostic. Atheist: Oh yeah, me too\! Religion is stupid, I hate Christians they're all a bunch of bible-thumping retards who don't accept my OPEN-MINDEDNESS. Fuck God\! Agnostic: Yeah um I have somewhere to be kthxbi.

37. (agnostic) (7↑, 20↓)
A person who doesn’t deny the existence of dragons, but also can't prove the existence of these magical beings.

[Jim]: don't dragons just scare you? [Jill]the agnostic: dragons don't exist. Jim: yes they do. Jill: prove it. Jim: well, you prove that they don't exist Jill: I can't ):

38. (agnostic) (33↑, 46↓)
A religion where the people that follow under it do not accept nor deny the existence of God or a greater being. Also who is tolerant of other people's religions.

I am an Agnostic, not a Christian, so I don't go to church, read the bible or believe in god.

39. (Agnostic) (3↑, 18↓)
1. Someone who considers ancient texts to be on the same level of credibility as scientific research. 2. Someone who is fully aware of the abundance of evidence refuting the claims of religion, but couldn't care less about religious ideology ruining the world.

Agnostic: "CAN YOU PROVE THAT\!? PROVE IT\!\! YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT \!\!\!\! LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND PROVE IT\!\!" Atheist: "Stop crying. Not believing in something because of a lack of evidence is rational. Believing in something without evidence is irrational. Saying both sides of the argument are equal is both smug and stupid."

40. (Agnostic) (6↑, 21↓)
A person who is unsure whether they believe in a God. [Agnosticism] - unsure if they believe in God.

Bobert: Hey Robert, do you believe in a God? Robert: Hmm...should I be? I'm pretty Agnostic.

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41. (agnostic) (34↑, 52↓)
a person/s who aren't so worried all the time by being punished by 'god', they live life on other religions cultures and strictures without their rules. basically freedom.

i've never used the word agnostic in conversation before.

42. (agnostic) (40↑, 58↓)
Self Honesty

To "treat others as one would have themselves treated" is an easy concept even for a child to come up with all on there oun ... when not clouded with religion and Faith. To say " Blind Faith " is redundant Have faith in your Wife , not origin.

43. (agnostic) (12↑, 40↓)
An atheist who is too pussy to admit it

Chance refers to himself as agnostic because he is afraid that if there is a God, he will be sent to hell.

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44. (agnostic) (9↑, 38↓)
agnostic (àg-nòs´tîk) noun: an atheist trying to hedge his bet.

He's an agnostic. He doesn't know if there is a god, but he's trying to cover his bet.

45. (agnostic) (14↑, 44↓)
According to Stephen Colbert, an agnostic person is just an atheist person with no balls.

For those without the balls to become an atheist, they become agnostic.

46. (agnostic) (6↑, 36↓)
An agnostic is someone who adopts [Pascal's Wager] as their "life philosophy".

Agnostics are to [bible thumper]s as [mall goth]s are to [yuppie]s. Agnostics are to [Atheist]s as [something] is to [nothing].

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47. (Agnostic) (3↑, 34↓)
Atheists without balls

Agnostic: You can't logically prove or disprove there's a God. Atheist: Fag

48. (agnostic) (6↑, 38↓)
An atheist without balls

Hi. i'm an agnostic because i dont believe in god but wont admit it.

49. (Agnostic) (5↑, 38↓)
A lazy atheist someone who cant make up their freakin mind

Kyle was too lazy to think up an argument to the Is there a God? question so he just called himself agnostic

50. (Agnostic) (9↑, 44↓)
An [atheist] without balls

"My friend Toby is really an atheist but he's scared that he might be wrong so he says he's agnostic"

51. (agnostic) (5↑, 40↓)
1. An intellectually sound position on a given idea (or thing, or subject, etc.) for which evidence for it's existence is insufficient. 2. The intellectually sound qualifier that most people who understand the meaning of the word put at the beginning of their given religious classification. 3. An atheist who doesn't like the word "atheist". 4. An atheist who thinks the definition of "atheist" is one who claims to know there are no gods. 5. An atheist who doesn't know that the definition of "atheist" is one who does not believe in any gods. 6. A word fought over by all manner of agnostics, atheists and Theists; meaningless minutia.

1. "I'm agnostic on the Higgs boson particle." 2. "I'm an agnostic Jew (or atheist, or Christian, or Hindu, etc.) because I don't know for a fact that god/s exist, and even if I did, I would still not necessarily know the nature of said potential god/s." 3. Professor Bart D. Ehrman. 4. George Carlin, deceased; Bill Maher. 5. most agnostics 6. the other 5 definitions

52. (agnostic) (5↑, 43↓)
A person who does not know whether to believe that God or a higher power exists or not. Basically, an [atheist] without balls.

There is no proof for or against a higher power, so I guess you could call me agnostic.

53. (agnostic) (19↑, 60↓)
1. An atheist who decided that since the word "atheist" tends to make religious people uncomfortable, they should go by something else. Much like how a someone who is passing in the 1930s would go by "white". 2. Somebody who can't decide whether there is a deific force. Generally caused by not giving a shit. 3. The person who has the position of "it's just as valid a position to say that the sun will rise in the west tomorrow as it is that it will rise in the east," only replace "the sun will rise in the west tomorrow" with "magical sky pixies exist" and "it will rise in the east" with "they don't." Widely reviled by most other people. A beloved theological position of solipsists, relativists and other irrationalists.

1. "I never knew any atheists, just agnostics." 2. Many people just don't give enough of a shit to stop being agnostic. 3. Ugh, this agnostic guy keeps butting in on arguments about the existence of a deity by saying "it's just as plausible that there's an invisible leprechaun who can't be proven as there not being an invisible leprechaun that can't be proven, so don't argue that believing in an unproven invisible leprechaun is stupid."

54. (agnostic) (7↑, 49↓)
Pussy Version of Atheist

Chris: You can't prove God. Ben: We're at religious war you Agnostic pussy as bitch choose your side: either there's a god or there isn't a god.

55. (agnostic) (20↑, 62↓)
A person really straddeling the fence between Theism and Atheism. One who struggles with the thought of having or not having a Soul. A person who would like to have undying proof that there is a Higher Being, afterlife with Pearly White Gates, and most of all, something to look forward to after this life. Until then, I will live this one as if there will not be anything after this.

I consider myself an Agnostic until someone Gives me proof, Show me the Devil, I don't care, because if he exist then GOD has to exist.

56. (Agnostic) (5↑, 48↓)
A scape-goat word that people use when they are too afraid of what society will think of them for saying that they don't believe in a "god".

Uber Religious Friend: "Hey Buddy, wanna go to church with me instead of hanging out and playing video games today?" Guy who doesn't believe in god at all but is scared of what his friend will think: "ooh, I'm agnostic.. I don't think I'll go today but maybe next time\!" (knowing he'll never go because he doesn't believe in god AT ALL)

57. (agnostic) (21↑, 64↓)
1. [Atheist]s without [balls] 2. One who believes that there is neither belief nor disbelief. Like a 5 year old [sibling] who doesn't take your word for anything you say whether it is true or not. 3. Claim they don't KNOW. but refer to definition (1) for the case with most of these people

Atheist=Deity's don't exist Agnostic=Prove it [Theist]=Deity's do exist Agnostic=Prove it Person 1: after talking to you for 5 minutes i think youre atheist Person 2: shhhh i dont want [society] to frown upon me

58. (agnostic) (8↑, 53↓)
N. A person to lazy to observe a religion, and to cowardly to say there is no god.

N. That agnostic is an indecisive religious thinker.

59. (agnostic) (3↑, 49↓)
One who cannot make up their mind and just choose a religion Often calls people who have chosen a faith (or to be athiest) as ignorant Indecisive zealots

We know you're agnostic, now stop calling me a sheep

60. (agnostic) (17↑, 63↓)
someone who doesn't believe in God but calls himself agnostic in case there actually is an afterlife and then when God asks him why he did not believe, he can simply say he was agnostic

God: "I'm sorry Johnny, we just don't have room up in Heaven for non-belivers." Johnny: "But I was agnostic\!" God: "Pardon me, come right in."

61. (agnostic) (21↑, 67↓)
Someone who doesn't believe in God, but will start believing if he is ever proven real.. They believe nobody can prove God's existance, therefore creating insurance that they'll never be wrong.

Agnostic: prove that the universe wasn't created by a fat black transvestite in 1997\!\! Scientist: uhh...

62. (agnostic) (13↑, 60↓)
an atheist without balls

Colbert: "are you an atheist?" Ehrman: "no, I'm an agnostic" Colbert: "Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?"

63. (agnostic) (37↑, 84↓)
Someone who believes that the existence of god can neither be proven nor disproven, or is completely unknowable at this point. An agnostic makes no assumptions regarding a god's existence. An agnostic is also a "weak" atheist, one who is absent of belief in god, but also absent of a non-belief in god. Common belief dictates that agnosticism is more rational than "strong" atheism, but by this logic, the only "rational" belief would be one of extreme philosophical skepticism in regards to everything, as it is impossible to prove or disprove something with 100% certainty. I doubt you would find many theistic agnostics, however, who are agnostic in regards to something like the existence of fairies in their backyards. It can therefore be argued that some agnostics are inconsistent in their beliefs.

Agnostic: "Gods existence can neither be proven nor disproven, or is unknowable at this point." Strong Atheist: "God does not exist." Theist: "God does exist." Christian Fundamentalist: "lol stupid agnosticz what kind of word is that anyway? nywayz, enjoy ur eternity in hell while i'm up in heaven with baby jesuz lusers\!\!\!\!\!11one"

64. (agnostic) (2↑, 52↓)
one who thinks he is atheist

"i'm agnostic i do not believe in a god"

65. (Agnostic) (7↑, 57↓)
Atheist without balls.

"Dudemanshit, did you know John is agnostic?" "Yeah, he's such a vagina."

66. (agnostic) (4↑, 54↓)
according to Stephen Colbert in I Am America (So Can You) it's means you are an atheist without balls if you're agnostic. according to ME, being agnostic is being an atheist without balls.

Guy\#1: Hi I'm a christian spreading the word. Guy\#2: Hi, i'll listen to you because i'm agnostic and i don't have a supreme being to believe in yet.

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67. (agnostic) (5↑, 56↓)
Someone who believes that openly admitting ignorance equals intelligence. Too lazy to think and research, and too cowardly to openly make a choice, and ultimately,too self-righteous to admit.

Agnostic: "Sure, I'm an ignorant moron too, but at least I have the decency to admit it\!" Person: "Uh, if you KNOW you're a moron why do you still do nothing about it?"

68. (agnostic) (11↑, 63↓)
an atheist in lack of testicals

Agnostic? What's that? An atheist without balls...

69. (agnostic) (35↑, 90↓)
someone who believes in higher power. someone who believes that they can not prove or disprove the exsistince of god.

I am agnostic, I don't know what I belive in, but there is something out there.

70. (Agnostic) (8↑, 90↓)
A person who doesnt really belive in divinity but uses agnosticism as a means of insurance so she/he wont go to hell if it does exsist.

Danny Durko was an agnostic

71. (agnostic) (15↑, 108↓)
Atheists without balls.

"Agnostics are just atheists without balls" - Stephen T. Colbert

72. (agnostic) (15↑, 115↓)
A person who thinks there is a higher being (such as god), but knows there is no way to prove it exists, or doesn't exist. Most of the people who are agnostic don't really care enough to fully believe in a higher being. It isn't uncommen to see an agnostic going to any form of church, and supporting conservative Christian canidates.

Agnostic: "Meh.. Sure I believe in a god of some form, but I don't know which religion has the right god.. "

73. (agnostic) (21↑, 193↓)
Lazy sacks who think that life's greatest questions are best left unanswered.

Nevermind, I'm agnostic... Sorry, my brain hurts; that's why I'm agnostic. 37 year old who works at Blockbuster, lives in parents' basement and eats lukewarm Pop Tarts, but is unequivocally agnostic.

74. (agnostic) (46↑, 222↓)
One who is certain of nothing except the falsity of the Christian faith.

Agnostics are some of the most open-minded people out there.

75. (agnostic) (41↑, 227↓)
An athiest who doesn't have the balls to admit it.

John didn't believe in a God, but in fear of the possibility of a God, he claimed to be agnostic.

76. (Agnostic) (50↑, 286↓)
An atheist with no balls.

Agnostics don't have the balls to say whether or not there is a God

77. (agnostic) (49↑, 313↓)
An atheist who admits that he could be wrong, and thinks that this makes him something else.

I call myself an agnostic to make myself sound more open-minded even though I have no spiritual beliefs whatsoever.

Author: Killing Kittens http://agnostic.urbanup.com/1104441
78. (agnostic) (41↑, 324↓)
an agnostic is an atheist without guts. I dont have enough faith to be an agnostic or an atheist.

Agnostics are atheists without guts

79. (agnostic) (26↑, 348↓)
Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.

Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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